Paradoxes of the student life

These do not necessarily apply to me (especially in their fullest extremes!), but let’s just say I have noticed some trends…

  • Cannot find time to study, yet can spend all day voting for LOLcats
  • Falls asleep during day reading textbook, yet stays awake during night reading novel
  • Shower is growing new lifeforms, but must clean skirting boards before assignment can be started
  • Cannot form a coherent sentence for essay, but writes beautifully crafted blog posts daily
  • Has no money for food or power and no time to get a job, but spends hours on eBay in bidding wars for sci-fi esoteria

Feel free to supply your own.  I ‘m sure there are more.

Which reminds me – I must now go vote for some LOLcats and clean my skirting boards.  Or perhaps I should just write the damn essay?!

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Author: verdant1

belly dancer, mother, student, public servant, shaman, knitter, sister, feminist, gardener and a lot more...

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